Thank you, Harris Burdick

Two weeks passed and it happened again….it just happened again and I knew this was going to happen again, I just knew. It was a cold October evening when I see it, it’s kind of like a gremlin and it likes to feed on your dead skin and it leaves marks on your feet and its here. I’m so scared I pick up a chair and through it at the little gremlin and the little gremlin runs under the huge rug and slides over everywhere and my wife is freaking out as she screams I lose my balance and fall on the ground. As I do this the creature comes running towards my face to finish the deed and lunges and at the same time I reach up and grab it, by doing so it bites my hand and I start to bleed I mean really bleed as the blood drips everywhere my wife faints and I slam the little gremlin on the ground repeatedly until its fluorescent green blood leaks everywhere like a broken pipe. And as I pull myself up onto the chair I relax for a second and as I do the little creature jumps up and lunges towards my neck and successfully cuts my carotid artery and this the end I think to myself. As I lay motionless on the floor the creature starts feeding on my wife’s face and In horror I try and say something but as I do the creature turns toward me and glides across the carpet to meet my face and as it does this I black out and wake up in a bright place were I’m greeted by an angel and the angel tells me that I’m dead. I can’t believe this I just can’t and I’m met by my wife at the same time and we hug and she whispers……”it’s ok now”