scare tactics

As I tucked her in, my daughter said “goodbye Daddy”. I explained that at night we say “Goodnight” not “Goodbye, but she replied, “Not tonight Daddy, tonight it’s Goodbye.” So as usual I shrug it off like its nothing and continue on to my bedroom where my wife is awaiting for me in her purple silk night gown. I crawl into bed and start to drift off slowly, quietly with the T.V. still on in the background. I hear a noise from the living so I open my eyes and look around as I’m wiping my eyes off. I get up and slowly walk into the living room where there’s nothing happening or anything so I walk back to my room half asleep. I crawl back in bed where even before my head hit the pillow I was yet again in slumber where I was awoken by the crashing of something in the hallway so I quickly turn the lamp on where I looked in to the dark hallway where now I’m starting to get worried because this might mean that there is someone in the house so I sprang out of bed and rushed into the hallway where I was met with disappointment because there wasn’t a soul there so I muttered to myself alright this time I’ll ignore it and just sleep so for the third time I crawl into my warm bed where I began to sleep yet again until I felt like someone was watching me which was a cliché thing for me to say but I was so true so I barely opened my eyes when I saw my daughter standing there with her eyes pointing right at me, just standing. So I picked her up and took her to her room where I tucked her in and headed back to my room to finally sleep. I awoke by someone standing there at the foot of our bed and for a second I knew that person and I thought to myself and I was my wife’s sister who was brutally murdered by some house intruder and as I started getting up she walked over grabbed my wife broke her neck so bad that her neck bone was sticking out and the crack made me cringe as her lifeless body hit the floor and out of the blue my sister in law disappeared and the cops busted in yelling and screaming. They grabbed me and handcuffed me and took me to the station where I was questioned intensely until even though I knew I for a fact didn’t kill my wife I just said “fine I did it” and I’m sitting her doing life for something I didn’t do even though the evidence was stacked against me my DNA was on my wife so how could this be? My daughter is in child protective service with a good life and I’m in here rotting every day of the rest of my life and forever because of that one night.

Spooky season

What are your favorite Halloween treats? What is the best one you ever received? My favorite Halloween treats are probably Kit Kat's to be quite honest even though I like all types of candy I can’t get over the taste of kit Kat's, it amazing. My other favorite treats are probably the little candies that are from Mexico that are sweet, with some spiciness to them but all-time favorite candy goes out to Kit Kat. The best treat I have ever received was a king size Payday, a king size Snickers, and a king size Twix. Granted I was young and at that point I was happy if I got a lot of candy. And I was about 8 when this happened and where I got the candy was what I like to call the rich neighborhood where they used to give out king size candy bars but not anymore I don’t think.

Describe all the Halloween costumes you have had in past years. Well all of the Halloween costumes in the past were basically the same things because ever since I was a child ive always been obsessed with clowns. Clowns, clowns and more clowns; scary clowns, funny clowns I love it all the same. Even though I’m scared of clowns my demented mind thinks “Hey lets dress up as our worst nightmare”. I think the funniest costumes were probably like the one where I bought a $45 clown mask that was just my costume and I would walk around the neighborhood and scare all of the people including all of the little kids and I would get yelled to the point to where I had to go home. And my mom would find out and she would laugh with me about it. And the end of the night I would usually have 400 pounds of candy she would have to look at and investigate. My clown mask had demon teeth, you know the sharp and pointy one with purple hair. I will include and image of it on my blog.

Describe how to make a great Halloween costume using mostly supplies you have around the house. Well I have an idea of a costume, it’s a zombie and all you need is fake blood which could be a lot of things just find something that you could use. Next, grab some of your old clothes and rip holes into them. Yes I know you don’t want to get in trouble and you won’t I promise. Next you go to Walmart and buy the three dollar fake teeth and fake blood. I know I know you said “mostly” around the house and the thing is this is an exception because I don’t think anyone has fake blood laying around. Lastly have someone do your makeup and wall ah. A zombie.

Keeping it Reel

Can you know in three days that you love someone? Yes indeed I think it’s quite possible to love someone because as humans we constantly long for the “one” that we would eventually spend the rest of their life with and as humans I do believe once we meet that person then our body, mind everything would tell us in such a way that you would know. I can understand if you like in 5^th grade and you think that you’re in love with a girl in your class but I do truly believe in love at first sight.

Describe your perfect day….. My perfect day would include a trip to Italy were I have unlimited funds to use an executive suite. And I would walk around visiting all of the little corner markets and small businesses with one motive and that’s just to explore my heritage to the best I can do it. My perfect day would include meeting my long lost love were me and her would float down the rivers in Florence with a nice romantic dinner where I would realize that I would want to be with this girl for the rest of my life and for ever after.

Are teenagers pretty hard on their parents? My answer to that is yes and No. let me explain when puberty starts around 11-13 depending on gender is the absolute worst age because kids are mouthy, back talking, immature, not responsible and as they progress in age or mature they start accepting more responsibility and therefore realizing that they are annoying and to stop and some do. So again are Teens hard on their parents? Yes because of the danger zone of age and No because around 16-18 they start to “level” out more so in conclusion I do believe teens are hard on their parents but it does get better eventually.

What are three tips you would give parents of teens? My top three tips for parents with a teen is 1. Give your teen some space but not too much. 2. If your teen talks to you by a miracle, then listen I may not make sense or isn’t nice just listen it helps when as a teen you can talk to your parents. 3. Don’t suffocate your child which might loop around back to rule number 1 but don’t limit them from everything because in hind sight they will always do the opposite of what you say so don’t put a lot of rules on them.

Are you a good bowler? Nope, never am and never will be. The game is a curse to me and no matter what age I bowl at I would never, ever be decent. In my opinion the game of bowling never made sense to me nor was it fair, I do believe that game is rigged and that there is a tiny magnet in the ball were its magnetically pulled into the gutters by a bigger magnet.